SYTYCD The Results - Hooray for Bollywood!

Hooray for Bollywood!
That screwy, ballyhooey Bollywood!
Where any office boy or young mechanic
Can be a panic
With just a good-looking pan
And any barmaid
Can be a star maid
If she dances with or without a fan.
Hooray for Bollywood!
Where any choreography
Done in a rush
Without many rehearsals
Can look entertaining
As long as they have
Nakul Dev Mahajan
And ten top dancers
And complacent judges
And a forgiving audience.
Hooray for Bollywood!
Where ten top dancers
In not so perfect formations
Some lacking coordination
Could be considered terrific
If they’re even good!
Where anyone at all
From David Archuleta
to Mia Michaels
From Cat Deeley
to Nigel Lythgoe
Is equally understood.
Go out and try your luck
You might be Donald Duck.
Hooray for Bollywood!
Where five pretty dancers
And Mia
Can make the Ave Maria
Seem empty of spirituality
And Mia
Always on the edge
Can make it possible
For five pretty girls
To look not so pretty.
Just like beggars
On the edge of the stage.
Hooray for Bollywood!
Where an Old Mo’s
Old fashion dance
Done just to feed
The ego of the producer
Showcasing the top one
Of the top five
As he is expected to win
The Will of the voters.
Hooray for Bollywood!
Where everything is IV Real
And where “the judges hate me” remarks
Put you at the bottom of the pack.
And where the extreme dancer
Fearless Gev
Is also sent home before his time
Hooray for Bollywood!
Where Twitch and Comfort
Will stay
At least one more week
Hooray for Bollywood!
Where Mark and Chelsie
may dance together again
And about my predictions
I must admit
I was so wrong
I should have listened to my wife
Who insisted that K the soccer player would be out.
Hooray for Bollywood!
Where we were both wrong
About the guys.
Who could have thought?
That people would not have known
Who’s who
And who should go home.
Hooray for Bollywood!

LINK TO HOORAY FOR HOLLYWOOD by Doris Day